We don't feel sorry for you if you chose dumb death....The show kicked off with opening audio talking about the update of the woman who was poisoning her husband with round-up...If he didn't notice ...It's on him...Also we talked about a guy who is living out in the Pacific Ocean on a paddleboard...Sorry your dad left when you were 10 with a cheerleader...Guess what...If it's death by great white...Oh well...What would you do if an allergen tickled your nose while eating at a Ruby Tuesday, sneeze and then your intestines fell on the floor...A man was growing hair in his throat from years of smoking...

Then a cop in South Carolina was demoted for catching his wife cheating on city cameras and McDonalds attempt at a vegan burger BOMBED...Don't try to McPlant me...Why does Rizzo keep talking like a timid teenage boy when it comes to a convo about being tickled? That strong scent you smell is Mennen Speed stick...Are you growing funny hair in funny places? We played "What Did Ozzy Say" ...We played his new commercial for Liquid Death powder, and he was coherent...Then we played day to day Ozzy and some people heard something Epsteinesque ...

We didn't hear it...Who would last longer in a Seinfeld 'contest'? One on one basketball... Who wins? Who is LEAST likely to return their shopping cart? Trump or Biden? Who would do better on Naked and Afraid? Sumo match... full thong like the Japanese... Who wins?

These are just some of the questions we asked listeners ahead of the presidential debate this evening....Tim suggested we have both families on Family Feud hosted by Louie Anderson and the loser has to kiss Louie's arse...The Asheville airport is breaking traveler records...A typo caused the release of a man accused of murder...And a 74 year old HOA member was caught on camera dropping a deuce not once but twice next to a man's house...If you can't get the image of Louie Anderson's arse out of your head, just trying cleansing yourself by listening to the Thursday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!