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Thanks for checking out our podcast! The Rizzo and Jeff Show is Asheville's ONLY 24/7 morning show. Be sure to check back every single day for a new episode of Rizzo and Jeff in the Morning. Find us LIVE weekdays from 6 to 10 a.m eastern time on 105.9 FM in North Carolina OR stream us live on the 105.9 The Mountain app! Expect the best viral guests, some great laughs, local Asheville flair and a ton of participation from YOU! Pickup where you left off- if you had to get out of the car, drop off the kids or had to resume a fight with your boss or annoying co-worker- it doesn't matter because it's all right here every single day posted after the show. When we aren't on the air you can find us on Facebook and ALL social media platforms by searching "Rizzo and Jeff" and "1059 The Mountain" as a way to follow our daily shenanigans and the biggest stories in town. For those of you who have followed us, expect to be able to peep in on some new and classic Rizzo and Jeff moments ;) Don't forget- give us a call or text when listening live at 828-240-1059. Now please kick back and enjoy the show! ~Rizzo & Jeff
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Rizzo and Jeff in the Morning
Rizzo and Jeff in the Morning
0726 Rizzo & Jeff Show "Nobody cares about your dumb phone booth story Rizzo... Canadians CHEAT and OPRAH and GAYLE KING SPEAK OUT"
26 LUG 2024 · Nobody cares about your dumb phone booth story Rizzo...Rizzo had a dumb story that he thought was must listen to radio that he tried to get on all show...We chatted about how we were disciplined as kids because a camp counselor talked about entitled kids that can't even spell the word exit...Rizzo then tried to slip in the phone booth story, but Johnny called, derailing his plan and talked about using the phone booth as a restroom in the past...The man who invented Flamin' Hot Cheetos was a janitor working for Frito Lay...Or so he says...He is suing PepsiCo over it...Chick Fil A is not getting rid of their waffle fries as was reported due to a viral video...Two new Taco Bell employees couldn't help customers in line because their manager was on the ketamine choo choo...Rizzo at this time is still pondering when to get the phone booth story in...Instead we played say something nice about Nickelback...Bobby called and let us know how the band helped him through puberty...Finally the moment arrived for the phone booth story...People got mowed over by a car and the only thing that stopped the car was an old phone booth...Could have possibly been the worst news story Rizzo has ever played on terrestrial radio...Melissa Etheridge has entered the party to help us wonder what is going on with the long standing love that is Oprah and Gayle...They addressed the gay rumors...Them addressing the rumors didn't seem to put water on the fire...Come to my window!! #FREEPATTY ...Rizzo tried to redeem himself from his prior phone booth story with a story about a guy named Patty who got popped on a golf cart for a DUI ...We assumed that most people drive golf carts drunk...Your cup of coffee just got a little more expensive thanks to supply disruptions...NASA astronauts are still stuck in space...Some countries pay their gold medal Olympians $750,000 or more...Indonesia gives you a meatball restaurant...Rizzo came with one more news story about Canadians spying at the Olympics...Thanks for another story Geraldo...And thanks to the weekend where you can listen to the Friday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!
0725 Rizzo & Jeff (BONUS) 5 AM HOUR INCLUDED URNAL 50's, Do You hang Your TP OVER or UNDER and FREE WILLY in REAL LIFE with TWINIKIES n BIGS
25 LUG 2024 · BONUS: 5 am HOUR...
I wanna lick lick lick you from your head to your toes...That is a lyric one young grandma is going viral over because she is referencing songs from her time as compared to ones from the past...Don't fart at Disney...2 million people video watched a video and were tricked into thinking that Disney has new thermal technology that helps them detect if people farted and if they do they will be escorted out of the park...It was fake...Stop singing to the blowhole Micheal...Some guys tried to recreate the scene from Free Willy with a real whale jumping over their boat and it didn't turn out well...In political news...Biden stayed up past his bedtime to address the nation...RFK Jr. is handing out fortune cookies to get the word out about his campaign...Suffering from dad butt aka Diminished Gluteal Syndrome...aka Hank Hill Syndrome...Does your tool belt slip right off of your flat ass...Call Rizzo so he can have a one on one consultation with you...Billy Ray Cyrus didn't make his appearance at the local VFW in time and exploded on his wife in now leaked audio...He also sounded like a mix between a 100yr old man and Stone Cold Steve Austin...We stumbled upon the age toilet paper over/under convo...Calls flew in, and over was the resounding winner...Let us rattle off some names for you...Caitlyn Clark...Kamala Harris...Cher...Mo'nique...Sally Struthers...All great names for Tom Brady to date instead of chasing supermodels which he always seems to do...The new trend for teen boys is the "broccoli cut" ...It's nothing more than a perm...Perms are not cheap...Why are fish dropping from the sky? That is what one couple in New Jersey asked...Their poor Tesla got hit by a fish and they cannot handle it...Hostess, we know what you are up to...Hostess has made a Twinkie flavor called "The Mystery Flavor" ...That means the bigs will have to eat numerous amounts of them before they can figure out what it is...What is not a mystery is how crazy the Thursday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show was...Take a listen!!
0724 Rizzo & Jeff Show "The winds of this political climate are certainly changing...Bieber...Blues Traveler...Melissa Etheridge... YEAH"
24 LUG 2024 · Here is the deal...Be a fat gamer or don't be one!!...Why are so many gamers getting injuries playing video games? Sit...Be covered with cheese dust and move on...You can also sit and be a voice actor much like the man who is going viral for being awful at it...Say you're walking alongside The French Broad River and your nip falls off...What do you do? Do you seek a doctor? Do you cry? Do you get a nip tattoo? That's what happened to one woman and she is at a loss...The NFL is gearing up for an 18 game season with 2 bye weeks...A geyser exploded in Yellowstone sending the olds on the boardwalk there scampering...If you head to the Olympics in Paris make sure that you have your eyes out for mimes...Mimes are dangerous...Ever been approached about your flamingo shirt? Rizzo was...He was approached by swingers and propositioned to "party" at their apartment in his neighborhood...Hopefully they haven't been swimming where the cocaine sharks have been...There has been an uptick in cocaine infested waters and coked up sharks...Let's avoid releasing El Chapo to help fix the problem...Vice Presidential candidate JD Vance's Spotify was discovered and we went through just some of the list...The winds of this political climate are certainly changing...Bieber...Blues Traveler...Melissa Etheridge...Soundgarden...The playlist is called "Dinner Time" ...What a treat...Seniors in Florida have lost their marbles...You would think its a peaceful place but think again...A retirement community is up in arms and having infighting with the HOA...Cops called...People with guns...People quitting...Local news coverage...What a mess...Retire in the mountains!! Planes are flying within 150 of the water...A man lit his house on fire so it wouldn't go up for auction...Ben Affleck is so sad he is housing 5 pizzas in a sitting..The Hawk Tuah girls' 15 minutes of fame is over and a man was denied a marriage license to his sheep...You are not denied from listening to the Wednesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!
0723 Rizzo and Jeff Show "Dont FEED your DOG ALPO, The Great Murdocho called and tried to sell us on Brendan Fraiser TAKE OUT TIPS!!!"
23 LUG 2024 · Do not feed your dog Alpo...Rizzo felt the audience was on the edge of their seats this morning to hear this story when the show kicked off...A dog seemed to have had too much of it and had a world record gas passing...The Weinermobile is down and out after an accident outside of Chicago...Speaking of down and out...A couple decided to do an all-electric trip by car and boat...Unfortunately, the boat sank, and they were eaten by sharks...Sex is back at the Olympics with over 300,000 prophylactics being handed out...We learned from Johnny that Kamala Harris is going to compete in the Olympics and she is going to win gold in the pole vault...Do not ding-dong-ditch in the Olympic Village because bad things can happen like what happened to the group of teenagers that did it in Maine and caught some bullets...Are you politically fatigued? Then master your morning...Brendan Fraser is going to play Dwight D. Eisenhower in an upcoming movie and we are trying to figure out why...The Great Murdocho called and tried to sell us on Encino Man...He got us good...Should you have to tip on takeout? A man was chased by employees after picking up his takeout by the manager because he did not leave a tip...That launched into listener court where this battle began...Rizzo believed you should...Jeff of course said not and GUESSS WHATT...The calls flew in for an hour...The listeners agreed with Jeff in a clean sweep this week in listener court...All from you don't tip at McDonalds to the tipping culture is out of control...It's ok to be a Jeffy!! You can now even have social media on your vape pen...A new company called Swype has made a disposable vape pen where you can respond to texts and go on your social media...What were you thinking Meer Patel? Meer is a gas station clerk who stole a million-dollar ticket winner from a customer and got caught...Don't be a sad bear...Whip out your picnic basket...Pull out that bread spread and listen to the Tuesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!
0722 Rizzo & Jeff "ALL THE KINGS HORSES BIT ALL THE KINGS MEN (Because he BITES the HELP) and Biden says BYE BYE!!!
22 LUG 2024 · Goodbye Joe!! The President has decided to not run again...We delve more into it as the show trucks along...There is no need to livestream you running from the police with your child in the car over stealing a Bic lighter and Ritz bits crackers...We talked about a guy who went viral for doing just that...Are you under 250lbs and do you eat fluff? Fluffy cola is the new drink where you rub fluff inside the cup and then add soda...A woman called and discussed her love for the marshmallow treat...A woman lived at a retirement home for a year and played the piano...Imagine some of the things she saw...We hope she didn't leave with the gift that keeps on giving...What a wild week in politics as an assassination attempt against the last President happened, and the sitting President decided to not seek re-election with the pressure from donors and other senior officials lobbying for him to walk away like Jumbo did...Jill won't go quietly...Johnny seems to think Jill whispered in his ear...Jooeeeeee you gotta gooooo...Would you rather have 3 colonoscopies back to back or listen to Weird Al's new polka album? That was the convo as we played his new song this morning which covered every hit song over the last 10 years...It was quite painful...Do you look like your dog? Rizzo had a woman parading around his complex asking people if she looked like her dog...The calls flew in and people actually thought they did...Some share the same beards...moles...personalities...It's crazy...Two prison guards are under investigation for two prisoners who escaped because they say the prisoners morphed into cats and left the prison...Speaking of animals ...A giant rooster was stolen and found at a homeless encampment...The King's horse bit a woman because it learned it by watching him...Rizzo seems to believe that homeless encampments hold lots of secret treasures...So, join us for a treasure hunt at the one by the radio station today...While we are there, we can listen to this Monday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!
RIZZO & JEFFS WEEK IN REVIEW... PLEASE SAVE US FROM THE DISPAIR... ANYONE?
20 LUG 2024 · WOW WHAT A WEEK! First Richard Simmons, Dr. Ruth pass! Trump is attempted to be assassinated while just 24 hours later Baby Hands (Rizzo's Fiancé' is electrocuted. The NEXT DAY, we see a MOMMA BEAR with 5 cubs stuck in a tree and find out the KING of England may be insane! He KNIGHTED A GOAT! Just like Sir Elton John or Sir Rod Stewart. Then we find a mom who was DINE AND DASHED locally, a mom who gives her "MILK" out for free, Florida people are LOSING IT, Papa John is MELTING and BACK with Cornflake Pizza and as if this all was NOT ENOUGH, Jeff and his STEALING means NOBODY can take Hotel Towels and Shampoo as of 2025. We finish the week off teaching John Stamos about HIS OWN SHOW "Full House" 40 years later find out I am a buttercream Daddy, and the Gweneth Paltrow has TERRIBLE FRIENDS!
0719 Rizzo and Jeff Show (A BEAR AT HOME, KINGS KNIGHT GOATS and STAMOS IS LEARNIN ABOUT FULL HOUSE 40 YEARS LATER)
19 LUG 2024 · No outage is stopping this show on a Friday....A global outage has grounded airplanes and stopped people from accessing their banks...Man what a crazy week in America...Do you know who loves America...The one and only Hulk Hogan...The Hulkster was the star of the RNC last night...He cut a wrestling promo and did the shirt rip to boot...If someone wants a pizza at the Sam's Club Cafe two minutes before closing should they get it? One woman thought so and her and her daughters assaulted the employee...Speaking of assault, here in Asheville we have people riding around shooting folks with a water pellet gun...We have determined that there is one man we want to help lead the hunt for the rascals and his name is Lt. Joe Kenda...Deaths in 3's again today on the JNN...Bob Newhart...Lou Dobbs...And the guy who invented Fandango...The Queen has to be rolling over in her grave...King Chuck decided to knight a rare goat...We wonder what Elton John and The Beatles are thinking...Someone who needed some help thinking was John Stamos...Stamos seems to not understand the plot and depth of Full House ...It actually isn't that deep ...We proved it by going through moments in the show and breaking them down...Hey Rizzo! You live in the mountains...There are bears...Rizzo had a bear encounter in his complex and he was so tickled pink by it that he had to chat about it...Well chat he did and the calls flew in about bear encounters...One guy hit 3 in a row...A woman that dined and dashed got caught after she left her purse in the restaurant...Beverley called and said she has listened to the station for 15 years and never felt compelled to call until she listened to our show...Be like Beverly and listen to the Friday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!
0718 Rizzo & Jeff Show "Liver Lips Mcgrow, The ANGRY waitress, Elderly Library Anger and NOT RISING to the Occasion NEEDS MUSIC"
18 LUG 2024 · Don't be scared to fly this plane called The Rizzo & Jeff Show...We kicked things off with opening audio talking about a pilot that has cue cards to calm him as he flies because he is afraid of it...We have a revved up Dolly Parton...She was doing an interview and the interviewer asked her about her tight clothes and she said would it feel weird if I took them off...Having some local issues in town...Head to a local council meeting like an elderly woman did...When pressed about zoning in her neighborhood she was more concerned about why the local library locked her out of their computers...What was she looking at?...Britney Spears finds the Osbournes to be the most boring family known to man after they criticized her dancing in Tik Tok videos...Roseanne came to the defense of Ingrid Andress and her botch of the national anthem earlier this week...Roseanne who is notorious for botching it says it actually wasn't that bad...A local waitress was the victim of a dine and dash and took to a local Asheville Facebook group to address it because the restaurant took it from her tips...The calls and comments flew in...Most people believe the restaurant should have let the woman keep the money...Cancel culture has taken a legend from us...Liver Lips Mcgrowl is no more...He is a Disney character that sings with a country band at Disney World and the folks there feel he will offend alcoholics...That is his whole schtick...A caller knew exactly who he was and had seen him 26 times...RIP Liver Lips...Ever have a problem underperforming in the bedroom...One man did after the 5th date and decided to hop out of bed and sing U2...We thought there were better songs...There were calls aplenty...Save a horse ride a cowboy...Strokes...Oops I did it again...The number one song though to save the relationship is Sarah Mclachlan "Angel" ...The OK emoji is about to go extinct...Play some silly games with your co-workers today and then play for them the Thursday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!
0717 Rizzo and Jeff Show "THE PORTLAND LOO, BABY HANDS ELECTROCUTED AND INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES FROM MR.MIYAGI"
17 LUG 2024 · Nothing says a Wednesday morning like waking up after your fiancé was electrocuted by a lightning strike...That happened to Rizzo's lady...Thankfully she is OK...Now she can play Mall Madness and Dream phone..Ever meet a word wizard? They are easily found in the periodical section in your local library...A guy tried messing with a local woman testing her spelling and it went viral...More meat heisting...Yesterday people robbed an Arby's of $3500 worth of meat...Today we find out ships are being hit in ports around the country for their meat...One in Philadelphia for over 15k worth...We figured Sammy The Bull came out of hiding and is robbing and selling 50/50 chuck with hooves...Are you hug or anti-hug? Maybe it would be smart to be anti-hug as we are now hearing that a new form of being pick-pocketed is when people hug you as if they know you and then BOOM...Take your stuff...Ingrid Andress says she was wasted when she botched the national anthem...A police department in Illinois said your punishment for speeding in their town would be having to listen to her performance...Tubed meats take 36 minutes off of your life...Kiss us goodbye...Johnny has finally checked back in with us...He has been sick...He told us the doctor has to go up and down to figure out his stomach issues...We delved more into the lightning that hit Rizzo's place and shocked his fiancé...Will you frequent the "Portland Loo?" That is the new $650,000 public restroom that is finally under construction in Downtown Asheville...Wax on wax off...Cobra Kai is back for another season? There has been more than one season? Ralph Macchio is trying to milk Miyagi...We looked back some inspirational quotes of Mr. Miyagi and honestly, we didn't understand what he meant by half of quotes...Just a reminder to avoid cured meats on an airplane...Do not avoid this electrifying Wednesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!
0716 Rizzo & Jeff Show "Vigorous Pleasure, Peter Pauls, Miss Cleo, SPAM, Kermit has Gin and Juice and Weird Al!
16 LUG 2024 · We were vigorously pleasured to kick off the show this morning after this past weekend's events...As the show got going this morning, we talked about a woman from Nebraska that was visiting Key West in Florida when she was arrested for "vigorously" pleasuring herself at 6:30am... Have you heard of Peter Paul's? No?
That is exactly what Jeff was trying to tell Rizzo...Peter Paul is the company that created Mounds as well has many other confectionery treats...An investigation has been launched into the death of Richard Simmons...He had a fall and went to bed and did not wake up...We have our eyes on his housekeeper Teresa...Don't buy reusable diapers on Amazon for Prime Day...Somehow we wound up at the Kmart in Guam as we discussed the newest flavor of Spam that was introduced...The love for Spam here in Asheville is unmatched...
We got a history lesson on it and had a woman call that was having a personal spam moment in her car as she talked about how she likes to prepare it...Could Ingrid Andress's version of the national anthem at the MLB home run derby be one of the worst performances of all time? Worse than Roseanne? We went through some of the worst and she is surely up there...Not as bad as Carl Weathers ...Poor Carl...Speaking of not that good...Let's chat Weird Al...He is back and Rizzo thinks people care about him...He's the equivalent of the pie in the face...But listeners called and remembered how he took over MTV for a day...Another guy joined in and remembered going to a Weird Al show here in Asheville and how many costume changes there were...He will never get those 2 1/2 hours back...
2 women were charged with stealing $3500 worth of roast beef from an Arby's...How they did it is quite the mystery...We have an idea where they could have hidden it...Don't hide from us...Just enjoy this Tuesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!
Thanks for checking out our podcast! The Rizzo and Jeff Show is Asheville's ONLY 24/7 morning show. Be sure to check back every single day for a new episode of...
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Thanks for checking out our podcast! The Rizzo and Jeff Show is Asheville's ONLY 24/7 morning show. Be sure to check back every single day for a new episode of Rizzo and Jeff in the Morning. Find us LIVE weekdays from 6 to 10 a.m eastern time on 105.9 FM in North Carolina OR stream us live on the 105.9 The Mountain app! Expect the best viral guests, some great laughs, local Asheville flair and a ton of participation from YOU! Pickup where you left off- if you had to get out of the car, drop off the kids or had to resume a fight with your boss or annoying co-worker- it doesn't matter because it's all right here every single day posted after the show. When we aren't on the air you can find us on Facebook and ALL social media platforms by searching "Rizzo and Jeff" and "1059 The Mountain" as a way to follow our daily shenanigans and the biggest stories in town. For those of you who have followed us, expect to be able to peep in on some new and classic Rizzo and Jeff moments ;) Don't forget- give us a call or text when listening live at 828-240-1059. Now please kick back and enjoy the show! ~Rizzo & Jeff
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