IT'S VETERANS DAY!! A big salute to all who have served...Opening Audio kicked off with a woman who super glued her eye shut...Maybe keep it away from your bedside...A grandmother was caught calling her grandchild an ugly baby on the baby cam...If you're going to attempt to commit insurance fraud and ram your car backwards into someone, make sure they don't have a dashcam...Does your boss have stink chin? There is a man that has a business in which he will confront your boss at your work and tell them off...All you have to do is write your list of complaints and he will do the rest...Have you ever had a massage from someone smaller than a popcorn fart? A bunch of undercover officers tried to bust a massage parlor and they were up-charged and held against their will...Tons of great deals going on for Veterans Day...A Buncombe County family received the first FEMA manufactured home...The creator of "Air Bud" is homeless and about to be kicked out of the homeless shelter...Steve Urkell has a new game show called Flip Side...It's a play on this or that...But we can't figure out who wins? How do they win? What do they win? We can't figure it out so let's talk about old people in a park...There is a park that has an issue where elders keep getting injured while riding around on their mobility scooters...We spoke to "AverageFloridaman" who is a veteran and is out in the remote parts of North Carolina helping people who are still trapped...Who are the most beloved TV couples of all time? There are some on the list that we do not even know...So many forgotten greats...Can you over pickle? A woman went to pickle-palooza and bought pickle everything...She passed out and went to the hospital because of all the brine...Mattel accidentally put a porn URL on the back of a toy...A new trend is parents partying with their kids at college...And 100 year old Jimmy Carter received his 10th Grammy Award nomination...All that and so much more on this Monday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!