Donald Trump is the 47th President Of The United States and oh ya by the way it is Rizzo's birthday...Strawberry the pig broke into the barn and got drunk drinking all of the wine...A woman said that asparagus helps her determine who will win the election...Initially it said Kamala...She is now blaming the asparagus...Another woman named Kamala Harris didn't like feeling the pressure to vote for her because they share the same last name...Elon Musk brought up a good point...Why did J-LO not warn anyone about Diddy? They dated for years and she never told anyone about the freak offs...A man says that this is the perfect time to leave your wife and kids...The only reason he says that is because the plot of every Hallmark Channel Christmas movie has a rich guy coming into a small town and finding love with a middle-aged woman...A town like Chester, Vermont...A woman took a last minute flight and flew 4000 miles and spent over $1000 last minute to cast her vote...1 in 3 Americans just want to put the election behind them...A psychiatrist says listening to Elmo songs is one way to handle election anxiety...The Secret Service has nicknames they call the President and their family members...We went through them and went all the way back to LBJ...Although his nickname amongst some was "Jumbo"...You do the math...Rizzo got his birthday gift from Jeff...Jeff hates the gift he is giving him...But Rizzo seemed to enjoy it...Sabrina Carpenter is the artist that got the most people registered to vote...A few listeners surprisingly got it...Has everyone learned to play the recorder in school? Jeff has no idea what it is...Hot Cross Buns? Huh? A kid was bullied in school for his lunch every day, so he decided to put ex-lax in a cupcake and the bully ate it...He was suspended for 3 days...Don't suspend yourself from this Wednesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!!










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