Let's walk steadily into this Thursday edition of the show...As we kick off opening audio we talk about the beds we want...Rizzo wants a racecar bed...Jeff wants a wrestling ring bed...A woman has a coffin bed so that she can hide in it and get away from her problems...A woman walks us through what it is like to have gotten it on with a ghost who is a British soldier from the 1700's and is a dynamo in the sack...Tim Walz should have gotten hand fart song guy to join him at his rally yesterday...A man came back to his computer after he thought the Zoom meeting had ended and saw his boss getting his feet covered in peanut butter...Don't get high on your own supply...Folks are complaining that the M&M bags are coming with one or two inside...How do you know unless you are eating them? Scientists have found that lemurs get wasted like humans off of fermented fruit...Chipotle is addressing the viral complaints that they are skimping on portions...They are saying they will be giving out generous portions...The Menendez brothers might get out of jail...A date was set for 12/11 for a retrial...We had our political round-up...Donald Trump rode around in a trash truck...Joe Biden was eating the leg of a child dressed like a turkey...And Mayor Pete Buttigeg says after 4 years in office overseeing transportation that we should get a refund for canceled flights...A famous TikTok little person is mad because people want him to dress up as a tater tot for Halloween...Speaking of Halloween...Did you know there is a mascot for Halloween...It's called Stingy Jack...Candy corn fudge is not approved for those who take Jardiance or Ozempic...Rizzo "I'm diabetic...I got myself there and I don't care" ...Do you get walking unsteady alerts on your phone? Jeff gets them monthly...The Monster Mash is actually a story...Get yourself a pile of those Bojangles Pork Chop Grillers and hand them out for Halloween while listening to this Halloween edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!