Plus, origin of 999, literal meaning of country names and the elephant in the room.

We start with a message about a scene from Titanic that is clearly wrong and then becomes ever wronger, leading to a conversation about misquoted film lines.

A Lippy & Grumpy trip to the Weyfest Music Festival was enjoyed by all and we continue to find unknown bands and artists that are fabulous. Roll on next year.

Lippy has a theory about the potential security breach on older Apple devices. Grumpy's not convinced and appreciates the pure panic that goes on with these problems.

A conversation at Grumpy Towers raised the question, why is the emergency services number 999? We have the answer.

We have the story of a con artist who sold an imaginary airport to a Brazilian bank for $242 million. Spoiler alert; they were caught.

If you've ever wondered about the meaning of country names, we've found a map showing them, from Finland's Land to Cameroon's River of Prawns.

Grumpy has a second con artist story, this time a New York bank robber, who met a grizzly end.

Grumpy has an observation of the phase elephant in the room that Lippy doesn't find funny at all.

Lippy has an efficiency top tip and Grumpy has a Titanic-related fun fact.