In this episode of Billified, Bill is joined by regulars Kevin, Matt, Mark, and the returning Laura for a lively and unpredictable conversation. The show kicks off with Bill defending himself against a picture Kevin posted of him asleep in Kevin's garage. Bill insists he wasn’t drunk, just tired and enjoying the cool breeze. But was Kevin trying to stir up trouble? Laura reveals she got a text from Kevin encouraging her to prank Bill, adding fuel to the fire!

Mark has some car trouble—within two weeks of getting a new vehicle, he’s already lost the keys! Bill shares his philosophy on why he always hangs up his keys, but Mark’s social media post about the lost keys drew some hilarious responses.

Laura is back after surgery to remove a tumor that was causing her pain. She opens up about her experience and shares the good news about her recovery. The crew also discusses the Buffalo Bills’ first pre-season game, a loss to the Bears. With all eyes on rookie quarterback Caleb Williams, is it too early to start worrying?

Matt, a lifelong Dallas Cowboys fan, weighs in on Ceedee Lamb's holdout and the speculation about whether this will be Dak Prescott's last season. Could Bill Belichick be the Cowboys’ next coach?

Laura talks about watching the Break Dancing Olympic Competition while recovering from surgery. An Australian competitor’s performance was so bad that Laura thought her pain meds were playing tricks on her!

Plus, the gang has a surprise encounter with a local celebrity singer who grew up with Laura and competed on two national TV singing shows. The Soldier chimes in with his unfiltered opinion on her talent—you won’t want to miss it!

The episode wraps up with a wild story about an 84-year-old woman who fell 20 feet down a well while looking for her pet. Bill has some theories about what really happened. And just how far would someone go to steal benefits? The story of a 63-year-old woman keeping her deceased boyfriend’s benefits might make you rethink your trust in others.

And of course, it wouldn’t be Billified without a round of "Theme That Tune." Play along and see if you can outscore the pod! Enjoy!