In this episode, Dan realizes he'll never get to see Tulsi's feet, Marcel realizes he doesn't think like everyone else, and both of us realize that running a podcast takes more commitment than we anticipated.

>Democrats
-The Debate, which neither of us watched.
-The Impeachment hearings, which neither of us follow [17:03]

>Trump
-Donald Trump Endorses Hamas In Minecraft [32:35]
-Roger Stone Convicted Of Very Cool Crime of Lying to Congress [39:30]

>Libertarians
-Does the Libertarian Party Have An Actually Good Potential Candidate? (seriously)
[45:42]
-John McAfee Does John McAfee Things [49:17]

>Media
-Epstein Didn't Kill Himself [50:42]
-OPCW Disgruntled Worker Strikes Again [57:40]
-Black Man Steals Nobel Peace Prize From Norwegian Girl [1:05:55]

>Clown World
-Bolivia Has Something That Looks Awfully Like A Coup [1:12:30]
-Marcel is Surprisingly Enthusiastic About Laughing At Muslims [1:17:48]
-Marcel is Unsurprisingly Enthusiastic About Joker [1:25:30]

AND Your hosts keep calling every newspaper they don't like "The New York Times"


Articles/Links:

>Contra Cruise
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2019-09-24/a-week-at-sea-with-the-libertarians-of-the-anti-krugman-cruise
>Dem Debates
https://tomwoods.com/1539
https://www.foxnews.com/politics/hillary-clinton-tulsi-gabbard-groomed-russia
https://twitter.com/TulsiGabbard/status/1185289626409406464
https://spectator.us/msnbc-wages-war-tulsi-dove/
https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/no-my-children-went-to-public-schools-warren-accused-of-lying-about-her-childrens-education
https://twitter.com/meaganmday/status/1179094207740313600
https://apnews.com/307c51d12cee4dedb7c793ce79de95b7
https://www.breitbart.com/2020-election/2019/11/20/biden-repeatedly-says-punch-it-while-touting-domestic-violence-plan/
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/11/01/us/politics/beto-orourke-drops-out.html
>Impeachment
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1180859889381466113
https://youtu.be/UXA--dj2-CY
https://youtu.be/N7Oy9-MPrWY
https://www.scottadamssays.com/2019/09/27/everything-the-press-gets-wrong-about-the-ukraine-call/
https://www.justsecurity.org/66277/the-quid-is-a-crime-no-need-to-prove-pro-quo-in-ukrainegate/
https://www.businessinsider.com/trumps-ukraine-talking-points-photo-sharpie-2019-11
https://www.quora.com/Is-Donald-Trump-dyslexic
https://youtu.be/4G7TTDEHl5o
https://www.washingtonpost.com/arts-entertainment/2019/11/20/empire-actor-jussie-smollett-sues-chicago-malicious-prosecution-hate-crime-case/
https://heavy.com/news/2019/10/eric-ciaramella/
>Israel
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/nov/18/us-israeli-settlements-no-longer-considered-illegal-palestinian-land-mike-pompeo
https://www.politico.com/story/2019/09/12/israel-white-house-spying-devices-1491351
>Roger Stone
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1195389483664990208
>Hornberger
https://tomwoods.com/1530
https://youtu.be/tjG3ltQOMYs
>McAfee
https://twitter.com/officialmcafee/status/1192518570133073925
>Epstein
https://www.npr.org/2019/11/19/780794931/prosecutors-charge-correctional-officers-who-guarded-jeffrey-epstein-before-his-
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1983_congressional_page_sex_scandal
>OPCW
https://www.counterpunch.org/2019/11/15/the-opcw-and-douma-chemical-weapons-watchdog-accused-of-evidence-tampering-by-its-own-inspectors/
https://medium.com/@caityjohnstone/surprise-msm-spins-opcw-leak-as-russian-disinfo-bc078f54f1
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/nov/11/british-founder-of-white-helmets-found-dead-in-istanbul-james-le-mesurier
https://www.alternet.org/2017/05/white-helmets-assisting-public-executions-rebel-held-syria/
https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-2007-mar-04-op-buckley4-story.html
https://www.informationliberation.com/?id=15416
https://www.middleeasteye.net/news/assad-donald-trump-best-us-president-ever
https://www.newsweek.com/syria-assad-jeffrey-epstein-didnt-kill-himself-1471868
>Greta
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/edmonton/greta-mural-pro-oil-graffiti-edmonton-1.5328348?cmp=rss
https://www.newsweek.com/greta-thunberg-snubbed-nobel-peace-prize-norway-natural-gas-exporter-1464587
>Bolivia
https://www.newsweek.com/zimbabwe-coup-robert-mugabe-zimbabwe-army-711704
https://medium.com/@caityjohnstone/msm-adamantly-avoids-the-word-coup-in-bolivia-reporting-3df1752ca0e0
https://thegrayzone.com/2019/11/11/bolivia-coup-fascist-foreign-support-fernando-camacho/
https://twitter.com/cvlturalmarkism/status/1194309738302820352
https://youtu.be/PQlkVkMjcTI
>Iran
https://www.middleeasteye.net/news/iranian-press-review-rouhani-accused-holding-secret-talks-israel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g__IYTWJ7WA
>Joker
https://www.complex.com/pop-culture/2019/09/joker-director-why-john-wick-wasnt-met-same-scrutiny-violence
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/machete-fight-police-cinema-star-city-birmingham-frozen-blue-story-a9215436.html
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1984_New_York_City_Subway_shooting
https://youtu.be/cfsOgarSc-Q