Welcome to Day 1477 of our Wisdom-Trek, and thank you for joining me.This is Guthrie Chamberlain, Your Guide to WisdomWatch What You Say – Humor UnpluggedWisdom - the final frontier to true knowledge. Welcome to Wisdom-Trek! Where our mission is to create a legacy of wisdom, to seek out discernment and insights, to boldly grow where few have chosen to grow before. Hello, my friend, I am Guthrie Chamberlain, your Captain on our journey to increase Wisdom and Create a Living Legacy. Thank you for joining us today as we explore wisdom on our 2nd millennium of podcasts. This is Day 1477 of our Trek, and time for a 3-minute mini-trek called Humor Unplugged. Our Thursday podcast will provide a short and clean funny story to help you lighten up and live a rich and satisfying life. Something to cheer you and give a bit a levity in your life. We are told in  (https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Proverbs+17:22&version=NLT) A cheerful heart is good medicine, but a broken spirit saps a person’s strength. Consider this your vitamin supplement of cheer for today. So let’s jump right in with today’s funny which is titled:
Watch What You Say
Miss Jones, the first-grade teacher at Walnut Hill Elementary School was so excited for the start of her first year of teaching.  On the first day of class, she stood proudly by her classroom door and greeted each child. As each of the children passed her, she stooped down, introduced herself, and ask them their name.  Once all the children were seated she asked them all to turn to lesson one in their math book. From the back of the room, she overhead little Johnny let out a string of bad words. Not quite sure that she believed what she heard, she said, “Johnny, what did you just say?” So Johnny piped up and proudly repeated it. Miss Jones was astonished that any first grader would use such language. She sternly said, “Little Johnny, don’t you ever use language like that again, not near me, not ever! Where on earth did you learn that?” Looking a bit bewildered, Johnny replied, “I learned it from my dad, Miss Jones.” Indignant, Miss Jones said, “Well, your daddy should be ashamed. I hope you don’t know what all that even means?” Johnny shrugged his shoulders and said, “Oh, but I do; it means the car won’t start.”
I hope that brought a smile to your face today. If it did pass your smile onto some else, we all could use a kind smile each day. Our Thursday thought is, “Children seldom misquote. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you should not have said”


Here is our verse for today:
(https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Proverbs%2015%3A28&version=NLT)
The heart of the godly thinks carefully before speaking; the mouth of the wicked overflows with evil words.
Just as you enjoy these nuggets of humor, please encourage your friends and family to join us and then come along tomorrow for another day of ‘Wisdom-Trek, Creating a Legacy.’ If you would like to listen to any of our past 1476 treks or read the Wisdom Journal, they are all available at Wisdom-Trek.com.  I encourage you to subscribe to Wisdom-Trek on your favorite podcast player so that each day will be downloaded to you automatically.
Thank you for allowing me to be your guide, mentor, and most importantly, I am your friend as I serve you in through this Wisdom-Trek podcast and journal each day.
As we take this Trek of life together, let us always:
Live Abundantly (Fully)
Love Unconditionally
Listen Intentionally
Learn Continuously
Lend to others Generously
Lead with Integrity
Leave a Living Legacy Each Day
I am Guthrie Chamberlain….reminding you to ’Keep Moving Forward,’ ‘Enjoy your Journey,’ and ‘Create a Great Day…Everyday’! See you tomorrow for Futuristic Friday!