Day 1362 – A Fish Story – Humor Unplugged
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Wisdom-Trek / Creating a LegacyWelcome to Day 1362 of our Wisdom-Trek, and thank you for joining me.This is Guthrie Chamberlain, Your Guide to WisdomA Fish Story – Humor UnpluggedWisdom -...
mostra di piùA Fish StoryMax was driving out the access road to a lake that was well known for its excellent fishing when a Jim the game warden stopped him. The game warden looked in the back of the pickup and noticed two ice chests full of live fish in the water.
Then Jim asked Max, “I see you have at least a dozen large fish in the chests in the back of your truck. Can I see your fishing license, please.” Max replied, “Naw, my friend, I ain’t got no license. These here are my pet fish.”
“Pet fish?” Jim exclaimed as he rolled his eyes.
Without missing a beat, Max continued, “Yep. Every night I take these fish down to the river and let em swim around for a while. Then I whistle, and they jump right back into this ice chest, and I take ’em home.”
This really made Jim, the game warden, mad knowing that was virtually impossible. Then he shouted, “That’s a bunch of bunk! Fish can’t do that!”
Max stared a the game warden for a moment and then said, “It’s the truth. I’ll show you. It really works.”
With a bit sigh and a bit of exasperation, Jim said, “Okay, I’ve GOT to see this!”
Both Max and Jim headed back to the lake, where Max poured all the fish back into the lake. After several minutes Jim, the game warden, turned to Max and said, “Well?”
“Well, what?” Max replied.
“When are you going to call them back?” Jim asked.
“Call who back?” said Max.
“The FISH!” Jim shouted.
Max looked at Jim for a spell and then shrugged his shoulders and said, “What fish?”I hope that brought a smile to your face today. If it did pass your smile onto some else, we all could use a kind smile each day. Our Thursday thought is, “Fishing is much more than fish. It is the great occasion when we may return to the fine simplicity of our forefathers,”
Matthew 4:19-20 (https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew+4%3A19-20&version=NLT)
Jesus called out to them, “Come, follow me, and I will show you how to fish for people!” And they left their nets at once and followed him.
Just as you enjoy these nuggets of humor, please encourage your friends and family to join us and then come along tomorrow for another day of ‘Wisdom-Trek, Creating a Legacy.’ If you would like to listen to any of our past 1356 treks or read the Wisdom Journal, they are all available at Wisdom-Trek.com. I encourage you to subscribe to Wisdom-Trek on your favorite podcast player so that each day will be downloaded to you automatically.
Thank you for allowing me to be your guide, mentor, and most importantly, I am your friend as I serve you in through this Wisdom-Trek podcast and journal each day.
As we take this Trek of life together, let us always:...
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Autore | Harold Guthrie Chamberlain III |
Organizzazione | Harold Guthrie Chamberlain III |
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