Bill, Dan and Doug sit down in dollar store Christmas costumes that Doug brought in to Christmas things up a bit! Bill asks Doug about the feed back he received from the five shows he did last weekend at the comedy club and it was all postive, no surprise there. Bill continues to say Doug lives in a kids fort and even brings up that Doug's Dad asks Doug if he cleans the place up before he brings a woman over. Doug says no, if he gets them home game on! Bill says people can still change their mind and asks if anyone has gone home with someone but left becuase they were grossed about how they lived and EVERYONE has a story! Bill tells three local stories of women being arrested for attacking their man or ex man, with screw drivers, another with a bottle of A1 sauce and another with a knife! Bill things that a tech mogule in California was inspired by 50 Shades of Grey and had a his female personal assistant sign a 9 page contract to be his sex slave. As you can imagine he has lost his job as CEO of a billion dollar company and the case of the contract and sex acts is being heard in court. Bill asks if anyone sees very "vanilla" looking people and wonder what are they really into? Danny said that he was shocked when he learned a friend of his was a swinger! The guys debate if couples who swing can really last, the moral dilemma that may arise and how religion has been weaponized and pushed certain sexual behaviors underground. The guys play a game of fill in the blank Christmas songs, the beeped versions are funny! Enjoy!