A portal to Lansing, Michigan caused the cafeteria to burn down. Bobby Warner is transferring to Grindlewald but not because of the fire, I swear. Billy Turner was a great mascot. Was. Thank you to Duraflame for sponsoring our fair school in this time of need! Try to avoid Principal Fendleton and her ruthless high fives in the hallways. Verbally-taught guitar lessons are back!

Aluminumb lyrics:
Deep underground you have mined into me
Bound for the furnace, Brought up to the surface
I don't know what you're extracting from me
Put under the pressure, And made into metal boots

Fought in the Thunderdome, just fought in the Thunderdome
Every swing that you take is a dented mistake, you fool
Clot in the Thunderdome, blood clot in the Thunderdome

I'm aluminumb, I can't steel you there
Become so iron, so much metal ware
I've become tarnished, alloy want to do
Is be murcury, poisonous to you

Can't you see when you're smelting with me
Your molding's too tight, you're about to spill the flow
'Cause every ting that you wrought into me
Has dulled all my parts, right in front of you

Lost in the Thunderdome, arm lost in the Thunderdome
Every parry they make is deflected right back at you
Law in the Thunderdome, one law in the Thunderdome
And once you're dead they'll remake me into a rake

I'm aluminumb, I can't steel you there
Become so iron, so much metal ware
I've become tarnished, alloy want to do

Is be more Ag, and be less Au

And I know
I may end up breaking in two
And I know
Your ass is just like mine with someone hammering your behind

I'm aluminumb, I can't steel you there
Become so iron, so much metal ware
I've become tarnished, alloy want to do

Is be foiled like tin, and roll away from you