GUESS WHAT?!? Rizzo saw a bear and her cubs in the mountains here…As we reminisced about our theater days it brought us to a conversation about Chi Chi’s…That was because McDonalds is having E-coli issues with their Quarter Pounder…It was the peppers that brought down the Chi Chi’s…Hopefully McDonalds is ok…Today we celebrate bologna…One woman couldn’t not pronounce it and never knew it was spelled that way…She might have a point…It should be “baloney”…Where does the church keep “da monies at” …It might be smart if you are planning to rob a church to not google about the location of “da monies” on your phone…Thin pork chop sandwiches for all…4 people in Evansville, IN have been charged with cemetery mischief as they tried to dig up a body to end a voodoo curse…The Shohei Otani baseball brought in $4.39 million at auction…The Yankees have decided to switch to cotton uniforms for the World Series…Thank you George Costanza…The election is now over…Violent J of the Insane Clown Posse has endorsed Kamala Harris for President…Speaking of elected officials…Tiffany Henyard…Dubbed “America’s worst mayor” is back at it threatening her political opponents…She will lock up anyone who is trying to oust her…We figured out what Rizzo’s real issue is…He is an Arctophile…That is a lover of bears…He was getting a lot of guff on Facebook… Whenever he sees a bear he can’t help but stop and record it…He is bear obsessed…The main thing I love about my husband is his heart…Is that like hearing “he has a good personality” ….Maybe if he stopped flying to Arkansas just to eat fried chicken she would like him for other things…Time for a stress test Jelly…

A cop resigned in disgrace after he was caught stealing toilet paper from the police station, he worked at…How much do you have to steal to resign in shame? A woman fell overboard on a Taylor Swift themed cruise…How crazy do you have to get…A judge was arrested for not letting go of the handshake of a police chief…A Jerry Springer documentary is in the works…We will see the dark side of the show…Carson Daly and Al Roker talked about it…Al got so excited that one slipped out…Instead of slipping out, how about you slip into this Thursday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!