Have you taken your once daily Jardiance? Opening audio kicked off with a dad who keeps his baby from crying by singing the Jardiance commercial song...A woman with a pregnancy brain accidentally ordered 99 bananas on a food shopping order...Australians want you to poo more at work, so they started a campaign...They want you to picture Taylor Swift going to the bathroom...When you go in for gallbladder surgery, make sure your doctor does not use YouTube to get instructions on how to perform the surgery...Sally Duval is a woman running for the state senate in Texas and she is running on the campaign of legalizing weed there...So much so that her campaign ad is her hitting a gravity bong...Do dabs with Duval...JNN time as we remember the lives lost on 9/11...We had a 27 second recap of the presidential debate from last night...It pretty much summed it all up...A house costing $8.5 million was sold in Arden...Welcome to the neighborhood Mr. Cosby...We have some bad boy husbands on our hands...One husband slept with his wife's mother...The mother said she is doing it for the family...Another husband slept with the babysitter and then asked his wife to stay with him and raise the baby that the babysitter does not want to raise...We spent an hour trying to "sex" Rizzo's new unisex car...Is it a Peggy Sue? A Gertie? The conversation got quite deep this morning, and the calls did not stop flying in...Maybe the car is just a Pat...What is a Pawpaw fruit? They seem to be a thing in North Carolina...A single ticket was sold for the $800 million Mega Millions jackpot in Sugarland, TX...A reboot of The Office is off and running called "The Paper" ...It looks like none of the original cast will be a part of it from the start...The Indonesians dig up their family members who have passed away and they redress them...Putting Indonesia on our no visit list...What you should visit is the Wednesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!