You know the show was going to be off the rails when Rizzo hit you with the old tired HUMMPPPP DAYYY to start the show...Opening audio got going with throat chakra...A woman who talks to aliens is concerned about her voice in the future...A man who is an obvious liar ate half of a box of dog treats from Costco and then halfway through figured out they were dog treats...He is suing now...How do you feel about Prius people? A woman who drives a Prius was caught on camera stealing people's plastic lawn furniture and their lawn gnomes...Far from a porch pirate...A man is in quite a pickle...He impregnated his wife...Her best friend and her little sister and was caught red-handed...Good luck man...Is Rizzo "stranger danger?" The school accidentally almost put the wrong kid in his car when he went to do the pickup and the kid looked terrified...We might have to monitor him in school zones going forward...An officer involved shooting happened in Asheville last night...The Kelce brothers just got a 3 year $100 million deal for their podcast...Would you eat dinner at a state prison that was prepared by the prisoners? Well, that is what 60 people did, and the meal sounds delicious...Dinner on BTK...Never walk into the way of a drunk man's stream at a country show...A police officer is in trouble for peeing on someone's leg...In the world a perv, a bellhop was caught sniffing a woman's knickers...Can we all agree that no one cares about The Ropers? There is a Helen Roper pub crawl that is picking up steam all over the US...But Rizzo is learning it is Wrong Wednesday...Do bananas belong on pizza? That seems to be a new trend...We need to stop...Speaking of pizza...Pizza Hut now has a new moving box table for when you move and order pizza...A retired couple lost their life savings fighting with a neighbor over a fence...A brain surgeon allowed his 13yr old daughter to drill a hole in a patient's head...Ever hear of the NGW? National Gravy Wrestling...If you wrestled in gravy, what would be your gravy of choice? Your choice should be the Wednesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!