Rizzo returns fresh off of his Elvis high when he was on stage with Jeff in front of 5,000 people...He needed an extra day off to come back down to earth...We got opening audio going with three clips that he feels will energize and enlighten...And when we say enlighten we mean him teaching you how to treat a man, which actually was a woman who says you should be mean to men to keep them around...Scream at them...demean them...Also we heard another annoying drive-thru guy who had a meese of a meal, but he ordered it in a silly Elmo and then Barack Obama voice...When you miss your flight and you are a grown adult...Do not scream and cry for your husband and your mother...Have you ever used a bidet? There is a campaign that is attempting to get people to stop using them...The calls flew in and folks described the experience as thrilling and exhilarating...Here comes Listener Court brought to you by our friends at Voodoo Brewing Co. in Arden...We played back the audio from our appearance at Elvis at Harrah's Casino in which Rizzo got on stage and pulled a Howard Dean with the screaming...We asked if the performance was top notch or flaccid...One listener Gil found Jeff to be a thorn in Rizzo's side...Rizzo passed the test on stage...OJ Simpson has become jewelry, as his family now has his ashes in the form of jewelry...Wendy's is launching a SpongeBob Krabby patty burger, and we were trying to figure out what was in it...A child was reported missing and the entire neighborhood was looking for him, even the news helicopter came out...They were actually the ones that spotted him sitting on a roof in a chair because he didn't want to go to school...RFK Jr. was sawing off whale heads with a chainsaw...A man was assaulted for eating too much lasagna...It was a wild day...Play a game of spin the wheelchair and listen to the Tuesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!