27 NOV 2023 · We win!! Michigan’s thrilling victory over Ohio State, 30-24 sends all of the theories that Michigan was only good because of sign-stealing to the dustbin of history along with Orson Welles’ War of the World broadcast, Geraldo Rivera’s unveiling of Al Capone’s tomb, Dewey defeats Truman, the Y2K bug and many more of the greatest fake news, scam stories of all time. ESPN and the rest of the sports media world will have to come up with some other ludicrous fake news story to talk about for the rest of the year, because Michigan Football is for real, Michigan Football is the truth and Michigan Football is truly the class of the Big Ten. If things go according to plan, the Biggest Loser conference commissioner in the college history Tony Petitti will be forced to hand the Big Ten championship trophy to our beloved coach Jim Harbaugh this Saturday night on the podium in Indianapolis. The other 13 teams in the Big Ten conference colluded, they lied, they slandered us, they hated, they schemed and they cried louder than a bunch of newborns in the maternity ward but they just couldn’t stop the 2023 Michigan Football from their destiny. In the end, they are just a bunch of losers and Michigan’s stands as the Leaders and the Best. Another 12-0 season, another Big Ten East championship and a 3rd consecutive trip to the Big Ten championship game in Indianapolis. ·
A golden age for Michigan football: * 28 consecutive regular-season wins, matching the Big Ten record. * 24 straight Big Ten wins, a program record. * Three 12-win seasons in a row for the first time ever. . ·
Those predicting a steep fall-off in Michigan Football in 2024 really just haven’t been paying attention. Will there be a fall-off? Well sure, it’s hard to be one of the top 5 offenses and defenses in consecutive seasons. However, Reasons that I don’t expect a steep fall-off in Michigan Football next year: · Transfer portal era – Michigan has proved to be one of the best at pulling in players from the transfer portal · J.J. McCarthy is better than 50/50 to return to Michigan, in my opinion · Michigan has elite coaches on offense and defense · Michigan returns an impressive group of 1st and 2nd year players