Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's

332 - Tim Horton's Pizza, Part 2

27 APR 2024 · At great risk to my own personal safety, I uncover exactly who manufactures the pizza ovens currently being used by Tim Horton's. And this information is sure to throw McDonald's into an uncontrollable rage.

17 min. 51 sec.
331 - Tim Horton's Pizza

24 APR 2024 · In the first of a mult-part series on recent pizza developments in Canada, I investigate the addition of pizza to the Tim Horton's menu.

16 min. 46 sec.
330 - Total Eclipse of the McDonald's Parking Lot

12 APR 2024 · Special deputy journalist Karl (Up There in Canada) files a report from a Toronto-area McDonald's that happens to be in the 2024 total solar eclipse's path of totality.

26 min. 38 sec.
329 - Easter Egg Hunt

31 MAR 2024 · On a special Easter edition of the program, my plan to spread the Good News about McDonald's Pizza via Easter egg hunt is thwarted by an agent of the cloth.

18 min. 35 sec.
328 - Chicken Pizza Blessing

24 MAR 2024 · Upon learning that Chick-fil-A is now serving pizza, I seek to discover whether it is prepared in the same way as the restaurant's standard menu items (blessed by Jesus Ben-David, a.k.a. The Christ).

17 min. 7 sec.
327 - Dumpster Diving

15 MAR 2024 · To make sure McDonald's Pizza does not fall victim to rising fast food costs, I test a plan to secure a cheap pizza crust supply chain by fishing them out of dumpsters.

17 min. 6 sec.
326 - Declining to Run

9 MAR 2024 · After careful consideration, I have decided not to run for president of the United States, and I contact my journalist colleagues to let them know why.

12 min. 20 sec.
325 - Mea Culpa (My Bad)

1 MAR 2024 · Upon further review and contact from the KFC corporation's legal team, I issue some retractions and clarifications about statements I made concerning the KFC Chizza.

20 min. 4 sec.
324 - Chizza

23 FEB 2024 · As KFC is poised to introduce a monstrous chicken/pizza hybrid product called the Chizza, I arrange to care for the poor victims who may be affected.

18 min. 17 sec.
323 - The Panzerotti

16 FEB 2024 · I go undercover to investigate the mysterious success of McDonald's Italy's pizza-like novelty called the panzerotti.

15 min. 43 sec.