5 APR 2021 · Time to introduce Steven to the American Girls series!! And we dare to ask the question...should Jiggy Nye just have smoked the devil's lettuce?

22 MAR 2021 · Hormones! Mental health! Both Anastasia's and ours! Plus bonus exploding gerbils! Or maybe they're ghosts!

15 MAR 2021 · We're back? We're back! And we're back with Jessi's very first book, with shitty parents and bullshit ballet for Jess to get mad about!

3 APR 2020 · We jump into the pageant circuit this week in BSC 15 Little Miss Stoneybrook...and Dawn by Ann M. Martin. It's a good book, but Steven needs to re-write it with his own Great Idea. We also discuss Jess's BRIEF pageant moment, Steven's worst injury, and check in with Ann to make sure she's doing ok during the pandemic.

27 MAR 2020 · Happy World Theatre Day! We're celebrating this week with the seminal classic Ballet Shoes by Noel Streatfeild. Are the Fossil girls precursors to the Royal Tenenbaums? And there HAS to be some shady shit going on with Gum, right? Plus, our pandemic update, trying to find some good in it, #firstworldsuburbanproblems and Jess gets down with the kids on TikTok

20 MAR 2020 · Obviously we start this week with our pandemic update. But no worries! Miracles fix all illness! At least that's what we learn this week in Angels Watching Over Me by Lurlene McDaniel. Plus sexy buggy rides! Very questionable Bible memories! And, as always, more reasons to become a teenage hypochondriac!