21 LUG 2016 · Annihilation stations, rip Chelsea, Ryan and Lateysha's dignity, bin bags, only children, crack, cracks and Hughie FTW.

7 LUG 2016 · Georgina exits stage left, bb corp(ses), pancakes, placentas, loyalty cards, dog kicking, annoying 'loved ones', engagements, uncivil partners, STONED TO DEATH and Emma gets rulebooked.

29 GIU 2016 · Natalie rip, brain training, floodgates, jealousy, make up, gameplanning, mixing, back doors and this is your final warning.

19 GIU 2016 · The two true gamers get the boot, Rughie, Aladdin, birds, cigarette squirrels, live eviction hot mess, ghost stories, inner whores, cake gate, hoodie gate, gate gate, hand-wringing, rulebooking, tight holes and Marco YOLO.

12 GIU 2016 · Humping, wide boys, decorum, Miami, breakouts, fake arse, leafs, meat, thumbs, balaclavas, oompa loompas, twins pissed and a failed twist.

11 GIU 2016 · Launch night, z-listers, racism, hall pass, exes, others, snakes, cocaine, hookers, Isis, pussy, rules (or lack of), sexual goings on and wtf. God help us all.

6 FEB 2016 · Put your funeral clothes on! Final feast, noms grudges that last forever, milking it, moustache mistakes, true love, pointless jugglers, college basketball, friends and family and a limited amount of dick. You let Tiff down, you let Steph down, and you probably let Darren's wife down.

4 FEB 2016 · Poo in a box, Jeremy gets slutshamed, GC pays homage to Morrissey with a Tony the Pony meet and greet, then gets the b-oot, Stephanie and Tiffany find redemption and hey girl, throw John a vote! Don't let Scotty T win this! WOOF!

27 GEN 2016 · The forgotten rule book, colons, fire exits, blowdrys, strippers, pigeon shit, Ok com-boo-ter, and you are what you bleat.

19 GEN 2016 · Bowie farce, Jonathan's che-banished, Megan's meltdown, GET JOHN OUT, the Lion King, pointy eyebrows, more toothbrush times, and Big Brother gets so much airtime it goes up like a hot air balloon. We've marked your card. PS: Is tea a Class A drug? Tiffany FTW.