Welcome back Neighbours! In this episode, the girls react to a newly released list of the world’s top 20 countries with the most handsome men, and they have some strong opinions about Australia being completely left off the list.

Things take a hilariously weird turn as they react to a listener whose boyfriend looks identical to her brother, plus another listener who discovered her partner has secretly been keeping a performance-review-style spreadsheet rating every meal she’s made for the past two years.

The girls then take a nostalgic trip down memory lane to cure their winter blues, reliving some of their most chaotic European holidays. From a terrifying mid-air quad bike crash in Mykonos to a completely misunderstood “rescue mission” on a boat dock in Ibiza, this episode is packed with wild stories, shocking confessions, sibling drama and absolute chaos.

Key Topics

The World’s Most Handsome Men

The girls break down a viral list ranking the top 20 countries with the most handsome men, including Spain taking out the number one spot and Australia somehow missing from the list completely.

Lookalike Lovers

A listener shares that her boyfriend looks exactly like her brother, and while she is deeply uncomfortable, he finds the whole thing hilarious.

The Warm Toilet Seat Panic

A teenage listener asks the classic “sealed section” question about whether sitting on a warm public toilet seat can somehow pass on an STI.

The Mykonos Quad Bike Crash

The girls revisit one of their most chaotic holiday moments, involving a quad bike malfunction, a brick wall, and a terrifying mid-air backflip.

The Ibiza Boat Dock “Rescue”

A hilarious misunderstanding where the girls thought they were saving someone from drowning, only to realise they had interrupted a local man having a private bathroom moment in the water.

The Cooking Evaluation Spreadsheet

A listener discovers her partner has secretly created an Excel spreadsheet rating two years’ worth of her home-cooked meals.

Sibling Stealing Habits

A listener named Eden calls out her younger sister Ila for constantly stealing everything from skincare products to brand-new clothes with the tags still attached.

Nose Piercing Etiquette

The girls debate whether there is an age limit for certain facial piercings and when a style starts becoming “too old”.


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