Tonight ... -Hitting the trifecta —Spartan Beast —The Ultra Beasts are comin’ through! —“... a colossal di**head” -Death Nut Challenge —“I thought I got past all of that ...” —“Try eating that sh*t with your sinuses” —“... that fu**ing guy was in my face” -King of the Death Matches —The measuring stick —2015 trip to Indiana —“I have zero plans to ever watch wrestling” —“ ... hiding behind a motherfu**in’ logo” —“If I could take it back, I would” —“... the best in DeathMatch wrestling” -TOD ... in New Jersey? —DJ changes direction to a “way softer Combat Zone” —Choose a side —Joey throws a tantrum —“This is the motherfu**er who’s gonna’ kick my a**?” -This “lion and tiger petting s**t” —“Look up Tiger Temple!” -Kanye West —“He’s been on some bulls**t his whole fu**in’ life” -“If Ric Flair was gonna’ fight Jun Kasai ...” -“I f**k with James Taylor AND I f**k with Sean Price” -“He bought that sh*t with Marlboro points ....”