Meow, meow! Meet Lady Kitty. She lives in a weird castle and she wants you to beat her with a switch every day, but she makes a great cable knit and knows from a good horse. And, if you're super mean just like she asks and use her only to obtain personal enrichment, one day, she just might give you the greatest reward of all: the smug satisfaction of being better than your more handsome brothers. Casey brings the weirdness and Amy ... drank a whole pot of coffee before recording, so be sure to join us for this week's adventure.

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