WELCOME TO THE LATEST EDITION OF THE FALSE NINE!

Damien Tiernan is joined this week by Michael White, who grew up in the shadow of Filbert Street in Leicester, and Wayne Marshall, lifelong Arsenal fan.

This week the main topic of discussion is Xhaka, Jamie and Rebeccah!

What should happen to Granit after he apparently tells fans to “f-off”; what should Jamie do now, score 4 in his next match, and who cares what Rebeccah does next?

From the Broadcast Centre in Waterford, we relive the ups and downs of another Vartastic weekend of Premier League action.