The Apocrypals Are COOL (Parody of Tonight I’m “Lovin” You by Enrique Iglesias, featuring Ludacris and DJ Frank E)

Original written by: Enrique Iglesias, Jacob Luttrell, Justin Franks, & Lauren Christy

Merry Christmas, Benito Cereno & Chris Sims!

Listen to the Apocrypals(AKA comic writers Benito Cereno & Chris Sims)
on Spotify @
https://open.spotify.com/show/4XRu9g8kIliNXSUweoQqCJ?si=W-pVslKxRtefvmEPkFOOTg

&
on Apple podcasts @
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/apocrypals/id1366302177

*Christmas nails created by Hannah @ Da-Vi Nails in Bixby, OK

Lyrics:

Cool, Cool
Cool, Cool

Chris and Benito:
Both sets of footprints are so wickedly smooth
End with peace be with you
Pass a musical collection plate
Read from my favorite good books
They drive me crazy, oh
Money in the banana stand to Strong Bad refernces too
They know pop culture:
Oh yea:
Video games, classic art, and comic books; it’s true

Never a fluctuation:
They wake me to attention:
Readin’ Maccabees Fast & Furious style to talkin’ about Paul’s cold brew
I can barely control my diction
They give me this affliction
Mesmerized by the way they describe beliefs they don’t share, but I do

I think the Apocrypals are cool
Cool, Cool
So, so
I think the Apocrypals are cool, cool
So, so
I think the Apocrypals are cool, cool
So, so
I think the Apocrypals are cool, cool
So, so

They’re always witty,
Weather reports to Macy’s Day Parade balloon news
Makin’ multilpe podcasts
They try to keep this one clean though, out of respect for their viewership

Never a fluctuation:
They wake me to attention
Readin’ Maccabees Fast & Furious style, to talkin’ about Paul’s cold brew
I can barely control my diction
Cause they give me this affliction
Mesmerized by the way they describe beliefs they don’t share, but I do

I think the Apocrypals are cool, cool
So, so
I think the Apocrypals are cool, cool
So, so
I think the Apocrypals are cool
Cool, cool
So, so
I think the Apocrypals are cool
Cool, Cool
So, so

Spotify & Apple, stay tuned
For new episodes, they’ll consistently spew
Entertaining content, from Halloween to Hanukkah, saintly to meme, but never obtuse
A crescendo, they’re a ball
Make me laugh with jokes,
Crying, to the floor, I fall
Ecclesiastes to Chick Tracts times
Traditional to apocryphal,
They write everything from yikes to dope in margins, callin’ passages tattooable
They’re sweet, not haughty
I admire Mr. Sims and Cereno cause they always speak with class
Playin’ great music, Judith & Christmas enthusiats too
Mesmerized by the way they describe beliefs they don’t share, but I do

I think the Apocrypals are cool
Cool, cool
So, so
I think the Apocrypals are cool, cool
So, so
I think the Apocrypals are cool, cool
So, so
I think the Apocrypals are cool, cool
I think the Apocrypals are cool, cool
So, so
I think the Apocrypals are cool

Written by: Melissa Smith (AKA Melzy of Wonderland on Youtube, & Mel’s Music on Spreaker, Spotify, Apple Podcasts, JioSaavn, Castbox, Deezer, Podcast Addict, Google Podcasts, iHeartRadio, Podchaser, & Facebook)