*Sweet: ABC’s & 1,2,3’s* (Parody of UFO by D-Block Europe & Aitch)

Original written by: Young Adz, Dirtbike LB, & Aitch
Dedicated to: Miles & Oliver

Lyrics:

Sweet, Sweet, Sweet
So sweet, so sweet, so sweet

Say,
Can’t you see today’s children make up the next generation?
Don’t you want to invest in a future better than life right now?
Escape from my clutches,
Out of that shark cage,
Then play hide & seek in the Tulsa Zoo’s caves...
What then?

Future painters or doctors, I’ll love you either way
Tarantulas to the bee hive queens
Nature reserves, nature reserves
Rhema lights, then Costco for ice cream
Climbing all over the Gathering Place
Watching you grow up,
Memorizing 123’S & ABC’S
Go to the Aquarium, the planetarium
Then grab your sweet teeth for Braum’s ice cream

You got me tapping into Mary Poppins, Minnie Mouse, & Moana
Channeling Jasmine, Sleeping Beauty, Cinderella
Adventurous pair, you two remind me of Simba & Nala
You fell for Charlotte, making her web, no surprise there
You can be clever, like Aladdin
Lightning fast like McQueen
Favorite food, Maca ‘orange’ cheese
Like Sonic and Tails, I SEZ you’re both learning

Wash your hands before you start eating
Learn the difference between a letter & a number, not so easy
Pampers graduates, masters in potty training
Learning manners: thank you and yes please, yeah: it’s so cool
Yea, you make me hop from rock to rock, like Pocahontas
Always ask ‘may I have?’
For permission, for a cookie
& If you meet a real life monster, Don’t fight em,
First, try sharing your toys with em’

Future painters or doctors, I’ll love you either way
Tarantulas to bee hive queens
Nature reserves, nature reserves
Rhema lights, then Costco for ice cream
Climbing all over the Gathering Place
Watching you grow up, memorizing 123’s & ABC’s
Go to the aquarium, the planetarium
Then grab your sweet teeth for Braum’s ice cream

Don’t need a big city
To look up & dream of outer space
My phone screen is cracked
From playing too hard with it,
You learned that glass breaks

Growing up so quickly, you’re learning from all your mistakes
When you fall and get boo boo’s, you give me heartache

Grew out of your crib, got newfound mobility
Making stacks of LEGO’s into towers,
They’re falling down into heaps
Paw Patrol and Boss Baby, playing on your TV
Feeding the ducks at Hunter Park,
Teaching you charity

Become a McDonald’s Menunaire, when you’re hungry
To heal your pains, you’re squeezing hugs from your sweet Bunny
From Coffin Dance to Baby Shark, internet savvy
On my phone, you’re typing into Youtube for videos that are funny

Ducking under tables, keep me active, always running
Consuming Cheetos, fruit, and Sunny D, make you picnic happy
You’re noticing leaves changing colors, trees getting sappy
Counting from one, up to a hundred, and infinity
It’s fantastic

Future painters or doctors, I’ll love you either way
Tarantulas to the bee hive queens
Nature reserves, nature reserves
Rhema lights, then Costco for ice cream
Climbing all over the Gathering Place
Watchin you grow up, memorizing 123’s & ABC’s
Go to the Aquarium, the planetarium
Then grab your sweet teeth for Braum’s ice cream

Extra elements in Pokémon, make no mistake
Gotta remember water, psychic and electricity
Although I love it when you’re sassy,
You make me so proud when you act classy
Influencing my whole life, day after day

Visiting Seamore, the sea turtle,
Splashing in his tank
Boys, you always keep me guessing
At what your imagination creates
Putting together toy car garages, Reading instructions for assembly
Thinking up new rhymes and songs
For your Voice Memos, it’s great

You’re fun, full of life
Keep making my Fitbit steps multiply
With you, it’s lion, tiger, and sea turtle time
Learning to share, and say ‘I love you’
You’re growing up to be oh so kind

Future painters or doctors, I’ll love you either way
Tarantulas to bee hive queens
Nature reserves, nature reserves
Rhema lights, then Costco for ice cream
Climbing all over the Gathering Place
Watchin you grow up, memorizing 123’s & ABC’s
Go to the Aquarium, the planetarium
Then grab your sweet teeth for Braum’s ice cream

So sweet, so sweet, so sweet, so sweet

End

Parody by Melissa Smith:
-Melzy of Wonderland on Youtube
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-Mel’s Music on Spreaker, Spotify, Apple Podcasts, JioSaavn, Castbox, Deezer, Podcast Addict, Google Podcasts, iHeartRadio, Podchaser, & Facebook