SYNOPSIS: The Duluth Superiors, a women's football team out of Minnesota, are groggily heading toward Michigan City, Indiana. Half the team has quit, half the coaches have gone with them, and what's left of the squad still has a chance to play in the WFCA championships in Fargo if they can defeat the Millers. Lake effect weather is a thing though, and traveling through the Great Lakes region at any time of year can bring unexpected consequences, like an ice storm. With their season already in dire straits, the driver nopeing off to look for help, and the coach trying to fix the bus in frigid conditions, how will the team pass the time before their big showdown? A women's football comedy, Superiors vs. Millers, Sounds About Cleveland, tells the story of the ups, downs, and realities of the sport of women's football with likely every kind of teammate you've ever had and then some.

CAST

Ten - Marissa McCool

Nia - Jessica Osborne Riddle

CJ - Ashlyn Noble

Sequoia - Erin Truex

Phonebook - Asdis Karsbarn

TJ - Melissa MacDonald

Bearcat - Ari Stillman

Jay - Tony Opelt

Woodstock - Jodi Rehlander

TikTok - Amy Withawhy

Semi - Jacqueline Taylor Cook

Kiki - Natalie Newell

Commentator 1 - Eric Hanna

Commentator 2 - Don Ford Jr.

Previous holidayish audioplays by Marissa McCool: Bitter Tea the Way the Volcano Gods of Rainier Intended, Dinner with the Binaries, Have a Very Meta Christmas, and Fall of Frosty: Modern Warfare are all available on Marissa's podcast network, as well as the podcast home of all the audioplays, Queer Drama in Northern Minnesota.

Written, Directed, Cast, and Edited by: Marissa McCool With contributions from: Jodi Rehlander, Erin Truex, Stacey Davis, Eric Hanna, Don Ford, Jr.

Theme: "The Comeback Kid" by The Midnight