Top Stories - Recorded on Monday... Cubbies might want to flush their opening night experience (and all reviews of said game experience), Padres do it again with the Kimbrel/Melvin Upton trade, When is opening day not opening day?

Page 2: Dog Poop DNA testing, Worst Drivers Lesson Ever, Rays new Mac Dog, Rays store still has a David Price shirt, Joel talks about an article from Rays Index that looks at the Rays projections for 15' checking current trends (on Monday) on Twitter, I suggest (a la R-Truth) was there a conspiracy against Kentucky? Generic Sponsors, Final thoughts are that I do not have any final thoughts today.