Well, it's Valentine's Day. And if you don't have dinner reservations or a gift for your other half yet, it's not looking good. So to save you, here are five things you can buy TODAY, and not look like you totally blew it.

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It's Valentine's Day and perhaps you got a card. But we're betting that it isn't similar to anything on today's list of The 10 Top Rejected Valentine's Day Cards.

10. Of all the people in the world, I love you the mostest . . . except for that hot Hooters hostess.

9. You are the person that I want to marry . . . and then quit my family, like Meghan and Harry.

8. Roses are red, violets are blue . . . you look like Steve Buscemi, so I'll avoid you.

7. When I saw you, I swiped right . . . and now, I regret that every night.

6 . We've shared times of love and hope and glory . . . but now we're like the couple from "Marriage Story".

5 . Your body is perfect. I think of it each hour . . . which is why I hid a camera, to watch you shower.

4. Roses are red, violets are blue. And thanks to you, my junk is green.

3. You take my breath away . . . but not as much as autoerotic asphyxiation.

2 . A girl like you is very hard to find . . . ya know, just like your G-spot.

1 . I want to take you out for steak and shrimp . . . but I won't because you make my junk go limp.