Not even if they win the Kentucky Derby

Chapters:
0:00 Luminescent Algae in Cocoa Beach
1:48 Say It With Me!
5:03 Intro
5:48 Chunk #1: Follow the Law
6:34 You Can’t Eat Jumping Frogs in California
22:59 No Donkeys In Bathtubs in AZ after 7 PM
34:43 Chunk #2: Pig Latin
35:58 Buteo: Gray Hawk and Latino Gunslinger
40:46 Cetacea: Just a Simple Whale…
42:31 Heloderma Suspectum: Gila Monster by Day, Detective By Night
46:41 Ursus Maritimus: Double Agent
48:06 Chunk #3: Tournament of the Olympians
49:28 Family Feud vs. Online Randos
1:14:50 Fly a Kite! Just Be a Kid!

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Follow the Law
Jumping Frogs in California
Donkeys in Bathtubs in AZ