EPISODE FIVE
Clinton rises early and ‘speaks to the universe’ about the perils of dog mess and by mid morning he is having his hair braided to enhance his spirituality. His attempts to teach some Americans about the mystical folklore of Merrie Olde England yields mixed results, but he convinces Lord Hawley that he should come to see Clinton walking on hot coals as an audition for the TV broadcast later that day. And who’s this who’s turned up on site? Oh dear, it’s Clinton’s sister Karen to cramp his style.

Clinton Baptiste ALEX LOWE

New age dog owner TOBY LONGWORTH
Eleanor SARAH THOM
American Tourist 1 HANNAH BOURNE
American Tourist 2 DAN SKINNER
Lilly TERESA GALLAGHER
Thor KEITH WICKHAM
Karen SARAH THOM
Sufi VIMAL KORPAL
Lord Hawley MICHAEL MALONEY

With LEWIS MACLEOD as Ramone


WRITTEN BY ALEX LOWE and JOSH CLUDERAY
With additional material by Lewis Macleod
Incidental music by Glen Richardson
Artwork photo by Big Sounds Photography
Produced by Cornelius Mendez, for 11-29 Productions.
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