This week we tackle our only PG rated movie this season. We thought it would be awesome since it was distributed by Full Moon Pictures but boy were we wrong.

More akin to an extended episode of Goosebumps or Are You Afraid Of The Dark? than an actual horror movie, it has some charm but not enough to be under the Full Moon title.

Teenage Space Vampires (1999)
Bill, a high school student and avid horror movie fan, witnesses a UFO flying over his town. When the ship lands the next day, Bill and a team from SETI discover that the alien is a strange vampire creature who wants to cast the Earth into darkness so that he and his people can colonize it for themselves. Will Bill and the others be able to keep the Sun shining?

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