USA USA USA Hooooooooooo!!!!! - 69 New Emojis are coming including a pierogi emoji - A salon overseas is offering a snake massage while you get your hair styled - Polar Bear Mating This Morning - Sidney Crosby needs to have Wendell August melt down the rest of the roof from the civic arena and make front teeth out of it... Sid needs civic arena fronts for the playoffs - Oh Goodness They Are Planning To Remodel Tarjey/Targets Better Leave My Tarjey Cafe Alone and they better not touch my damn cartwheel