Live Like Jordan Peterson
(Tribute to Good for You by Selena Gomez, featuring A$AP Rocky)
-Awesome Cover by Rain Paris

*Original written by A$AP Rocky, Julia Michaels, Justin Tranter, Nick Monson, Hector Delgado, Joseph Nolan Lambroza

**For Jordan Peterson, my favorite modern day philosopher, college professor, professional debater, explosively accomplished author, and honored motivational speeker !!!!!
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***For Selena Gomez & A$AP Rocky; I have listened to your brilliant song ‘Good for You’ while doing my hair and makeup before more dates than I could possibly count; it is a legendary and beautifully timeless piece of art❣️❣️❣️❣️

**** Finally, thank you to my Dad Of It, to Smooth Amadeus, to Sambot, & to Josh - the invincible - Jones, for your shared love of the Canadian intellectual superstar known as Jordan B. Peterson 😀🥳😊❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️

Lyrics:

His books are so ingenious
He’s awesomely timeless
Mentally tough, my modern day Plato
Yea
He will teach you how to speak
So well, so well
Learn to be precise in speech
It shows, it flows
It glows

Press upon you cleaning your room, til it satisfies
Learn lobster hierarchy,
Dostoevsky toys in mind
Continually motivates with his self authoring suite

I want to learn to live
Like Peterson
Jordan Peterson,
Oh so
I want to learn to live
Like Peterson
Jordan Peterson,
Oh so
He fantastically evens the score
His rules for life uniquely guarantee reward
Pet cats, don’t disrupt skateboarders too
Skateboarders too
Oh so

Treat yourself like your favorite animal
Like your favorite animal
He teaches through his epiphanies to be zealous, yea
Reading 1984 was rough
This world’s mad, this world’s mad
It reminds me of today,
A brave new world
Brave new world

He’ll press upon you cleaning your room, til it satisfies
Learn lobster hierarchy,
Orwell in mind
Continually motivates with his self authoring suite

I want to learn to live
Like Peterson
Jordan Peterson,
Oh so
I want to learn to live
Like Peterson
Jordan Peterson,
Oh so
He fantastically evens the score
Rules for life uniquely guarantee reward
Pet cats, don’t disrupt skateboarders too
Skateboarders too
Oh so, oh so, so
Oh so, oh so, so

Read and make friends wisely, dear
Read and make friends wisely, dear
Read and make
Read and make
Read and make friends

Write about your past, present, and future cause
It puts old demons to rest, thank God
He’s inspiring
Disgusted by the holocaust
His soundtrack I’ve got nailed down from countless listenings of
Known for speeches,
For his family, he’s fought

Plus he’s a classical music buff
He makes us all want to get mentally tough
Watch the way he inspires me to rhyme so much
Enhancing up my literature
Dreams doors unlocked
When future goals show love

Cause on the nail, he hits it
Encouraging us to keep telling the truth
He’s gone through hell and back
But now he’s stronger
So smooth
Over his lectures, I’m obsessive
Psychology, humanities, plus religion
Art lover, he’s the best
Encourages you to be the best version of you

Drama, he’s got drama
Sets a standard
Don’t be crass
Avoid below the belt shots

His writing is fuel
It’s food for thought
Cravings, it’ll give ya
His writing is a tool
Helps me access deeper emotions

I want to learn to live
Like Peterson
Jordan Peterson,
Oh so
I want to learn to live
Like Peterson
Jordan Peterson,
Oh so
He fantastically evens the score
Rules for life uniquely guarantee reward
Pet cats, don’t disrupt skateboarders too
Skateboarders too
Oh so, oh so, so
Oh so
JP’s a delight
Always on my mind
Teaching generations day & night

End

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