Today's story is about a piece of paper and a little man named Lars who's here to help you do rich guy stuff. After a cottage transforms into a castle, it's a battle between the old king and the new guy to see who gets the kingdom—and, of course, the princess. Was the real piece of paper inside him all along? When you bury something, where does it go? And, is this Cottagecore? Join us for these answers and more.

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