Happy Halloweenie!!!! We here at Two Tired Therapists hope your spooky szn is as terrifying as ever. Your ghouls are back, mainly to drag people (re: freaks) who buy and consume candy corn (please write in so we can drag you by name), but mostly to discuss the infamous Sanderson Sisters: Winnifred, Mary and Sarah. The gangs all here, even Thackery (not Zachary) Binx! Spoilies for Hocus Pocus 1 & 2 (both available on Disney+ - please sponsor us Disney). Other topics explored: Mani phases (re: Bipolar Disorder), personality disorders (naturally), the IQ of the general population in the 1650’s, which Sanderson sister Jackie and Kyle identify with, and if they would suck the life out of a child (the answer may not surprise you). You’ll get a horrific round of This or That?: Halloween Edition! Stay spooky, tired, and petty!

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