Storytime! My loving husband went to Las Vegas on a business trip, and he bought me these things called platform heels! I will happily wear them because he said it's what was worn by people dancing. Moreover, he was happy to report that these people weren't ashamed of the nakedness of their bodies, just as the Lord intended before Eve ate that apple. Let's rejoice that there are people in the world who aren't afraid to go back to how the Lord made us! I will wear them with grace and joy!