Join us in Italy to meet Lionbruno, a fisherman's son with great bone structure who gets engaged to a fairy when a deal with the devil goes sideways. He gets cocky after receiving a magic ring, and his exploits trap him in another betrothal to a princess he doesn't love. Luckily, a wet t-shirt contest between the fairy and the princess will tip things in his favor. He'll have to walk his way back to the fairy's arms—and don't worry, it gets weird.

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