Listen. When a human wants to go to town on their own genitalia, a human is gonna go to town on their own genitalia. Whether or not they feel the pounding shame of society on them usually doesn't weigh in until afterwards, so the root of the problem must be biological. It must be in the guts. Somewhere. Or perhaps lizard brain will defy the odds? In which case... there are some  other ways to keep a human from taking the self-guided tour... Our theme song and outro courtesy of High Rule. You can find their song 'Control' in full on Spotify and Apple Music as well as the rest of their songs.