Farting reindeer butt ornaments, man sacks, potty pianos and wine bottle glasses are just some of the “stupid” gifts that made Stupid.com’s 9th annual list of the Top 10 Most Stupid Gifts of the Year. The online novelty superstore, a subsidiary of Lotus Communications Corp., searches the world for the most ridiculous gifts in the hopes of eliciting laughter and shock. For a complete list of stupid holiday gifts, visit Stupid.com. Here are the Top 10 Stupid Gifts of 2015, listed in no particular order:
Farting Reindeer Butt Ornament – This musical decoration not only toots your favorite classic holiday carols, but it also hangs elegantly from any Christmas tree. Did anyone hear that buck snort?
Butt Crack Santa Holiday Sweater – Sure, there are a ton ugly Christmas sweaters to choose from, but do any of them feature Santa’s rosy red rump? This goofy garment shows what it would be like to catch Santa delivering gifts – and why it’s better if jolly old St. Nick is left unseen.
The Man Sack – Protect the valuables by going balls-to-the-wall wild with this testicular shaped fanny pack for men that holds everything except, well, the family jewels themselves. Nobody will dare try to steal this bag!
Wine Bottle Glass – Finally, a wine glass that is the perfect size! This giant glass holds an entire bottle of wine, and is a great way to not only fit your needs, but also that raging holiday drinking problem!
Boob Ear Muffs – This pair of busty shaped earmuffs aren’t the best for silencing your uncle’s dirty Christmas jokes. They are, however, the breast way to keep warm all winter long.
Magic Poop – What exactly makes this brown, pliable ball of putty doody so magical? Just ask your unsuspecting friends, after you've used this to pull a pretty gross prank!
Potty Piano – It will be Beethoven from the bathroom all day long with this clever keyboard that fits snugly around the toilet. Use your feet to hit the keys, and add a little jungle to your tinkle instantly.
Mitten Flask – Take holiday matters into your own mittens with this cozy set of gloves, which feature a secret spigot and a pouch for your favorite beverage. Your hands will stay warm, the liquor will keep flowing, and nobody will ever suspect why you’re so full of holiday cheer!
Finger Hands – Get a little hands-y at your office holiday party by wearing these freaky little soft vinyl finger puppets in the shape of a tiny hand. You’ll be giving high twenty-fives – and getting strange looks – all night long.
The Gift Siren – Put this miniature alarm on any gift, and it will stop snoopers with a motion-detecting siren that senses up to 4 feet away. Yes, it may be a bit paranoid to put alarms on all your presents, but it guarantees surprises when it’s time to unwrap.
About Stupid.com
Stupid.com has been spreading laughs one gift at a time since it burst onto the online retail scene in 1998. From great gag gifts to silly stocking stuffers, the company offers a diverse selection of over 4,000 products in 120 gift categories.
ABOUT GABBY RUIZ
GABBY RUIZ, STUPID.COM FUNNY GIFT EXPERT & HEAD PRODUCT BUYER - As head of merchandising & product buying for Stupid.com, Gabby has seen a ton of stupid gifts in her career. That’s because her job is to find the most wacky and insane items the world has to offer and bring them to the Stupid.com customer so they can share the laughs with their friends and family. Whether it’s a singing pig answering machine (yes, that’s a real product she found), or the tackiest holiday Christmas sweater, one thing is for certain – Gabby will find it!