Can't sing won't sing!
hi guys welcome to the tale teller look now I've spelled that out or I've spoken it more clearly in the hope that YouTube can saying they usually get it wrong so maybe I should just say it's I surveillance that tail or Club there we go maybe that'll work who knows who knows um news I I launched a little app yesterday of free ringtones app and it's a free one and I did it with jot I think it's dropped form so I think jotform really well they they sort of did these apps so people like beauticians and service um suppliers could um have formed on their site and sort of fill them in and what have you I've got the windows open Can You Hear we've got a bit of a storm but it's so hot that any minute now it's going to pour down and I've got to go out on my bicycle so um if you want to see what I wear go onto my YouTube in a minute because I'm going to show you um I've got four waterproof everything so anyway back to the the free app what it enables you to do actually add it to your phone um with a you know like an any other app and you'll just be able to click on that and it means that you don't have to go through spreaker iTunes so you know you don't have to subscribe anywhere I just think that's quite cool don't you um because the whole point of these is that they're free so I love today's one I absolutely adore it let me see what did I use I wanted to be an opera singer I still want to be an opera singer but obviously I'm far too old to start training now and I don't have the time actually I mean guys and girls if you want to do anything do it while you're young because when you get older there is no time there is no time to start you know retraining when you're you know practically about to retire I mean it's just a crazy I mean obviously I do lots of new stuff but in terms of a career that is very difficult it takes 20 years to to start a career to get a career going you know it takes a very very long time um so I always wanted to be an option though and I've got a lot of natural vibrato in my voice which I always have to remove when I do the ringtones because it just sells Out Of Tune well it is Altitude I mean the whole point of the vibrato is it's warbling around the Keynote or the note that you're playing um and you know I'm noticing that as we know but I still make great vocals using all of my fancy kit so mama says I did an operatic Loop and I was going to put a choir with this I'll do a choir version in a minute or later on this afternoon actually so this one I put my trusty up on it and Oprah because I love the art I just love it and then I did a bit of an alien voice so this is an alien Opera and I didn't really do that much else to it of course I retuned it and I completely changed the notes because the original that I sang was I think an a sharp major and B flat um but um just I don't know this is something about different Keys sometimes they work sometimes they don't so I put it in C major and then there was this sort of wayward a shot which hadn't changed up yet and you know what I just thought the out of key accidental it makes it sound a little bit alien and I kind of thought well that's what I'm trying to do here I'm trying to be an alien so it does if you if you stick an accidental in that initially you think I don't think that belongs there just double think that because actually it can sound it can sound really interesting and much more interesting than other people's music and I am all about making music that doesn't sound like anybody else's that's really my my go-to that's my motto you know why do you want to sound like anybody else that's just crazy why would you you know okay so if you want a career in pop music do that but I'm not sure to be honest that you can you know there's so many of us trying to get in into the mainstream I mean obviously I don't but if one of my if one of my compositions I mean I'm a composer familiar one of those entered the mainstreams on Adam I made minions I'm not going to turn around and say well I don't like the mainstream I'm not going to say that am I um it's just I find it difficult to create mainstream work um and this is another example of not very mainstream but I I'm a Storyteller and I really like the idea that with a ringtone sample or a loop or a jingle whatever you want to call these little Clips these mini songs that I make every day um they do have a story behind them they all have a story and that's why I use words I'm very lyrical in all my music it's all about the words and you know the music it doesn't take a second place but it needs to fit with the story to certainly and that's what makes a great film school if the music's fitting with the story and that doesn't mean um you can't be you know radical and change something up but it does need to fit all the same so here we go mama says alien Opera free for personal use you can buy this on on five and you can also buy it on the iPad ringtone app oh my God