We need a bit more time to finish up with the 43rd Annual Boobies Awards episode, so you finally get to hear this gem! This is an episode we recorded several months ago prior to Van's near death experience, and with Goosebumps coming up soon there's no better time than now to get spooky! Spencer, Brian, and Van decided rather than find some really poorly written Creepy Pastas on the web to read they would write their own really poorly written Creepy Pastas! You'll hear a tale of the antagonistic husband, the plight of Baby Buckets and Romparoo, the deadliest horse race you've ever heard, and of course a futuristic sex tale with a certain business savvy flying monster...

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