All right gumshoes, we're off to Port Washington, Wisconsin in hot pursuit of Steven Q. Urkel, last seen exiting Chicago via Jetpack. In this episode we discuss his guest appearance on the second episode of Step by Step. Yes, the second episode and Miller-Boyett is already doing stunt guest roles for ratings. Good stuff.

Carol, the matriarch of the blended Lambert/Foster family, is dead set on young Al going to a confusingly named school dance so she can chaperone as a way to bond with her. Al, however, is dumped by her date for a more attractive girl. Enter Steven Urkel via a jetpack crash into the family's picnic table who not only was an expected guest of Mark, but also manages to give Al a boost of confidence. Meanwhile, Dana is attempting to score tickets to the musical "Cats" so she can take her music teacher, which makes no sense, but hey, at least this episode has full on A, B, and C plots going on which is much more than the Full House episode we discussed last time. Comparatively this episode is like the Rise of Skywalker. Oh, and also, Frank spends the bulk of the episode being horny.

Join us as we discuss weird 90s logic and the fact that the notorious Cheddar Man may be physically indestructible.