In which there is much discussion about relative weight and the physics of wood; injuries are avoided but embarrassment is not; Ella does Smurfette; Steph finds something better to do (but is missed); Simone is an excellent substitute; Molly learns to hate plastic; Ciara is apparently wider than she thinks she is, & her mum captures this for posterity; Molly attempts the improbable and is penalised for it; Trav rides her coat-tails; Lisa makes a busy decision; Annie finishes last; Megan is banged about; Vicky is irradiated; Ciara breaks out; Emma simply cannot wait long enough; Molly is a Hoover; as is Lisa although the scorers love her less; Trav is too aggressive; as is Beckie but in a different way; Shaun keeps his mouth closed and the Ladywhips rain a bit of pleasure on their season.