Mark and Erik discuss the 2005 action comedy The Pacifier. Directed by Adam Shankman, and starring Vin Diesel, Brittany Snow, Max Thieriot, and several pairs of cargo pants, the movie focuses on what happens when Vin Diesel is forced to babysit a group of kids and their pet duck. In this episode, they also discuss jet ski action scenes, action hero babysitters, and incredibly expensive basement vaults. Enjoy!