This week Zach is joined by Victoria Male to discuss the two hundred third episode of Smallville, “Ambush." They talk Lois and Clark's horny home life, Sam and Lucy Lane returning to the series for the first time in six seasons, and Rick Flag's absurdly over the top patriotism. Oh say can you see the latest Always Hold On To Smallville?

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EPISODE ROUNDUP
Zach's Grade: B
Victoria's Grade: B
IMDB Grade: 8.0
Superman Homepage Grade: 4.5/5
Bechdel Test: FAIL

SERIES TALLY BOARD
...From Metropolis: 17
Amazing Technicolor Kryptonite: 20
Amnesia Count: 74
Blue Shirt/Red Jacket: 89
Chloe's Unseen Connections: 29
Clark Loses His Powers: 17
Episode Title Said In Episode: 84 
Hospital Visits: 151
In Media Res: 8
Injection Count: 57
Kent Truck Accidents: 10
KOs to Keep Clark's Secret: 61
KOs to Keep Oliver's Secret: 4
Lana Kills: 7
Let's Do The Time Warp Again: 10
Lois Arm Punches: 10
Lois' Costume Closet: 23
Main Character Deaths: 26
Mind Control Count: 26
Monogram Jacket: 3
Movie Plot As An Episode: 22
Not The Last Son Of Krypton: 12
Possession Count: 32
Product Placement Pete: 34
Queen Airways: 9
Shirtless Oliver: 15
Shower Count: 25
Shut It Down: 11
Shut That Laptop: 35
Smallville High School Faculty Deaths: 5
Smallville High School Student Deaths: 17
Under The Influence: 45
Wakes Up Tied Up: 11
Weddings: 4
"You Weren't Yourself": 37

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