Drake said it first; and we didn't know how we felt, thought maybe a little snotty..but NOPE hell naw, he is was right NO NEW FRIENDS.  Jordyn is here to tell you the storytime of a lifetime.  Twilight zone meets Bad girls club, Jordyn experienced a "Class A Looney Bitch" and wants to tell you all the things including a universal lesson in perspective; stop comparing yourself to other women on the internet! This housewife  is not holding back her side of the story, nor her feelings and anger towards Chloe who taught her a couple of things, new money sometimes = tacky bitches, too much new money = god complex, if she has no friends chances are you aren't going to be her first one.  lets talk shit, its def a MOODY MONDAY. lets go.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewife)