News Links for the Week:

FHP: 3 naked women 'air drying' at a Florida rest stop send troopers on a chase: https://www.wtsp.com/article/news/local/fhp-3-naked-women-air-drying-at-a-florida-rest-stop-send-troopers-on-a-chase/67-9f3a227c-5c74-4c2f-a3d5-a37510208071
Scientists put human gene into monkeys to make them smarter, human-like: https://www.brecorder.com/2019/04/11/488194/scientists-put-human-gene-into-monkeys-to-make-them-smarter-human-like/

Police: Mother pulled apart store displays, son exposed himself, and dog stole cornbread at Walmart:  https://www.fox10phoenix.com/amp/news/us-world-news/police-mother-pulled-apart-store-displays-son-exposed-himself-and-dog-stole-cornbread-at-walmart
Man threatens that his army of turtles will destroy us, police say: http://www.fox32chicago.com/news/florida-man-threatens-that-his-army-of-turtles-will-destroy-us-police-say
Florida woman feels trapped in her own home, says hawk keeps attacking her: https://amp.clickorlando.com/news/florida-woman-feels-trapped-in-her-own-home-says-hawk-keeps-attacking-her
Veteran comedian Ian Cognito jokes about dying before dropping dead onstage: https://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2019-04-13/ian-cognito-jokes-about-dying-before-dropping-dead/11000312?pfmredir=sm&utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app
Florida man arrested outside Olive Garden after eating pasta belligerently: https://kdvr.com/2019/04/14/florida-man-arrested-outside-olive-garden-after-eating-pasta-belligerently/amp/
Man sues parents over trashed porn collection:  https://fox17online.com/2019/04/12/man-sues-parents-over-trashed-porn-collection/
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