News links for the week:

‘Make better choices’: Endangered Hawaiian monk seals keep getting eels stuck up their noses and scientists want them to stop: https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2018/12/07/make-better-choices-endangered-hawaiian-monk-seals-keep-getting-eels-stuck-up-their-noses-scientists-want-them-stop/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.1244b272c595

Elf murder exercise leaves student 'traumatized,' mom claims: 'There was a crime scene in one of the classrooms': https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/elf-murder-exercise-leaves-student-traumatized-mom-claims-there-was-a-crime-scene-in-one-of-the-classrooms
Nuns steal $500,000 from Catholic school, go gambling: https://www.ksat.com/news/national/nuns-steal-500-000-from-catholic-school-go-gambling
School turns students' lunch debt over to collection agency: https://www.nbc4i.com/news/u-s-world/school-turns-students-lunch-debt-over-to-collection-agency/1645349811
Man arrested in Texas after telling kids Santa isn’t real: https://apnews.com/db74bbbb02c948398bf3808f1751b785
Wedding photographer arrested for having sex with guest, urinating on tree: https://nypost.com/2018/11/27/wedding-photographer-arrested-for-having-sex-with-guest-urinating-on-tree/amp/
Woman who was married to ghost of a 300-year-old pirate issues warning after split: https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/woman-who-married-ghost-300-13708550
Police make grovelling apology after describing ‘fat naked’ FLASHER’S ‘small penis’: https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/743723/police-crime-flasher-penis-fat-naked-york-facebook-north-yorkshire
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