We're in New Zealand today, deep underground, where a lost-and-found boy steals his grandmother's magic jawbone. It'll help him to hang the sun, carve the mountains and valleys, and orient the world toward the stars. Also, he'll use it to piss off his older brothers. Join us for an origin story about being raised in the heavens and baptised in hell! *motorcycle sounds*

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